After seeing a strange but convincing post on her dash, Sarah decides to test its theory. She begins holding her breath—an easy task for a first-chair clarinet—and carefully clicks “reblog”. The post becomes lighter as the loading icon appears, spinning in the center like the circle of life itself. Suddenly, her computer shuts down as it runs out of battery. The girl frantically begins searching for her laptop charger, still holding her breath with a determined will. She won’t lose this fight. As her computer begins to turn on, she pounds the wall beside her in frustration as she notices the Windows mandatory update screen—once a simple annoyance, it is now the key that seals her fate. “Come on, come on!” she whispers, afraid to use up too much of her precious air supply, now dwindling as the percentage slowly increases. 35%. Her lungs are on fire, but she cannot give up. 50%. Black spots begin to cloud her vision. 70%. Feeling faint, she leans back and tries to keep her racing mind focused on the task at hand. 85%. Mere seconds remain. 99%. … Just as it hits 100%, her screen comes to life, but the girl can’t take it anymore and promptly passes out, knocking over the poorly-placed lit candle on her dresser. It ignites the pile of school papers on the ground, and within minutes the whole house is ablaze. Fortunately, Sarah lives alone, and only one life is taken in the tragic accident. It’s a shame that she put so much trust in the internet with such a personal matter as kissing. Perhaps she should’ve just asked her girlfriend instead, thus saving all of this trouble.
reblog or sarah’s lips will haunt you and give you bad luck for eight years
OG GOD XDDD
At the current moment I’m typing this on my phone while holding my breath. Why? Because I’m awesome like that.
There is a wonderful girl I met named Maia.
Maia is 23 years old and she has a good talent for art. She is a bit naïve, but kind hearted and an overall sweet person.
Maia is being abused.
Her mother has been belittling her, making her feel hopeless, afraid, useless, even suicidal at times. And…
This is basically how I felt after seeing Hunger Games: Catching Fire!!!! OMG Katniss and Peeta got seprated omg my heart broke! What a cliff hanger I can’t I just can’t!…… it hurts!!…….
OMG I can’t stop laughing
The people of tumblr scare me sometimes
Omg I can’t stop laughingggg XDXDXDZDXDXDXDXD
I CAN’T BREATH!!! XDXDXDXDXD
Maplejack: To be honest, it ain’t funny at all…
XD I laughed my head off at this
I can’t I just can’t this is the most depressing thing I’ve ever seen and to think that’s how homosexuals are treated, that’s how the feel, and that’s what ends up happening, they do this to them self it just sickens me….to think it the modern day and we still hear about people are being attacked and bullied like this still toda….Fucking grow the fuck up people, you can be what ever you feel like being and it does not matter if someone is homosexual, heterosexual, or bi that does not matter/ should not matter…..all I hope is that this dies in the future and that people come to there god dam senses!!!